I've been posting some spam e-mails I've received. I know that at least my friend Jussi saves them on his hard disk. Here's a very Joycean one I got today.
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Wednesday, April 04, 2007
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2 comments:
oh, fabulous stuff..;-) also late-Beckett might be an obvious influence. Perhaps spam doesn't stem merely from Nigeria etc., but from Ireland...all those want-to-be-writers in the wake of Beckett and Joyce?
I knew you'd like it. :)
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