My dream with Duane Swierczynski

I had a strangest dream last night: it was about a graphic novel, written by Duane Swierczynski, that had this really weird structure with metafictional story in which the hero of the actual story imagined The Lord of the Rings as a black-and-white crime graphic novel that looked really neat. And it was set in the present time, with Glocks and all. (Meanwhile I was being tried to assassinate in the "real" life, but more on that later.) I can't draw shit, but I can imagine the best-looking cartoon ever?