I was starving when I got home today from the university library (where I'd been studying some old men's mags and watching long-haired pussies from the golden seventies and searching for stories of a new acquaintance of mine) and wanted to have something quickly. We were going to have wine later in the evening, and steaks, with Elina after Kauto went to sleep (and I'm drunk now), and didn't want to waste that with the five p.m. supper.
So, I fried two eggs and bacon and heated up a carrot bun in the pan. I spread some French mustard on the bun and put the bacon and some liver pate on the mustard. Then I put the fried eggs on top and placed the other half of the bun on the eggs.
It was the motherfuckingest sandwich I ever did eat! I'd do it anytime again! Instead of memes about the music you loath or the weirdest habits you have we could have one with the best sandwiches you ate. Tosikko, here's a go. And the second one goes to Duane Swierczynski. And then on to Jukkahoo.
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Hairy pussies and doing sandwiches...? Da Yuri in the pimpin' mood? Dirtier than ghettobass - check dat booty! (Sorry, 2 much time in my hands today and having eaten 2 many Red Energies.)
What's sandwiches gotta do with pimpin'? Don't everyone eat a friggin' sandwich? But them hairy pussies, man, that was a sight for sore eyes.
It seems that Blogger plays with users and Duane's and Tosikko's blog are down, or at least have been. Hope they catch the challenge.
From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sexual_positions
"Sandwich – Three partners lying or standing in parallel, with one between the other two. May specifically refer to the double penetration of a woman, with one penis in her anus, and the other in her vagina."
Live, learn, read on!
Now that we know more, let's read about my sandwich again:
"So, I fried two eggs and bacon and heated up a carrot bun in the pan. I spread some French mustard on the bun and put the bacon and some liver pate on the mustard. Then I put the fried eggs on top and placed the other half of the bun on the eggs."
Bun? Eggs? French mustard? Bacon? Liver pate? On top? You could say "heehee" after each and everyone.
Thanks, mate, for giving me a lesson!
Then I wonder what could be called three extremely fat persons having sex this way: a hamburger...?
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