Showing posts with label spam. Show all posts
Showing posts with label spam. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

A "spam" poem

Here's a experimental poem I just made up from a post that I read on an e-mail list I'm on (so it's not really spam). I won't mention the actual author and I sure won't tell what it's about, it just struck me as pure genius. I edited the thing a bit and inserted couple line breaks.

Yes, I see the one
between "my posts." and "Gremlins."?
I do not see one
following the period
after "Gremlins."

The line below
that is 1 2 4 C 4 1 +.?
Do I need
a new prescription
for my glasses?

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

A spam classic

I've been posting some spam e-mails I've received. I know that at least my friend Jussi saves them on his hard disk. Here's a very Joycean one I got today.

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