The Duh Vinci Code

Here's a nice hardboiled take on the beginning of The Da Vinci Code. It's waaaaaaaay better than the original. (And you know that I've been quoted saying that Brown's book is the worst book in the world considering how much it's been talked about. And how much money it's made to its writer.)

I also like this. Some guy picks up a fight with the very same words and shows just how wrong a guy can write. He says:

"[Dan] Brown's writing is not just bad; it is staggeringly, clumsily, thoughtlessly, almost ingeniously bad."

Amen to that.